| me: | *sick* |
| me: | *goes on the computer* |
| parents: | OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE |
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
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if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
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when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
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you guys remember that cute skater guy that confessed to playing cello in high school musical?
he’s now a convict for armed robbery :-)![]()
OMFG
shoulda stuck to the status quo
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